The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Collins's stadium. Only over Collins.
- The QB looks at Collins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.