The Shadow Coverage Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.