The Phantom Holding Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Collins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.