The Dropped Pass Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“The broadcast shows Collins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Collins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.