The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Collins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.