The Phantom Flag Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Collins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.