The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Collins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.