The Hamstring Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Collins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.