The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Collins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Collins was due a breakout.
- Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Collins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.