The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Collins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.