The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.