The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Collins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Collins, that's a flag." Collins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.