The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Collins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.