The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.