The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Beckham Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Beckham Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beckham Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.