The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Beckham Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beckham Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.