The Inch-Short Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Beckham Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
77%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Beckham Jr., Beckham Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.