The Butter-Finger Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Beckham Jr.'s stadium. Only over Beckham Jr..
- Ref: "Number Beckham Jr., that's a flag." Beckham Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Beckham Jr., Beckham Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
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- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.