The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Beckham Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.