The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Beckham Jr., that's a flag." Beckham Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Beckham Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.