The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Beckham Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Beckham Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.