The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Beckham Jr.'s stadium. Only over Beckham Jr..
- The broadcast shows Beckham Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beckham Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.