The Mystery Tweak Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Beckham Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beckham Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.