The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Beckham Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beckham Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.