The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Beckham Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beckham Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.