The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Beckham Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beckham Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.