The Shadow Coverage Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Beckham Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Beckham Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beckham Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.