The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Beckham Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beckham Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.