The Hamstring Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Beckham Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Beckham Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.