The Butter-Finger Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Beckham Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beckham Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.