The Hamstring Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Beckham Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beckham Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.