The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“Beckham Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Beckham Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beckham Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.