The Butter-Finger Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Beckham Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Beckham Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.