The Inch-Short Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Beckham Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beckham Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.