The Snap Count Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beckham Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.