The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.