The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gordon II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.