The Hamstring Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.