The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.