The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Gordon II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.