The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.