The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.