The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.