The Phantom Flag Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gordon II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.