The Hamstring Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gordon II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.