The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gordon II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.