The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.