The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Gordon II, that's a flag." Gordon II: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.