The Late Scratch Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Gordon II goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.