The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Gordon II is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.